Monday. Dan has a new training method. It is not in any book.
DANKettlebells under the desk. The muscles see them all day.
DANThey stay scared. Sharp. Gym-ready. I'm a genius.
Tuesday. Psychological warfare.
DANDon't get comfortable, biceps. I've got bands.
DANOne lazy move and it's kettlebell o'clock.
Inside Dan. The message has been received.
FLEXHe keeps SHOWING us the kettlebell! Is that a threat?!
BLOBRelax. He's been “about to use it” since Monday.
Five minutes later. Flex is still shaking.
FLEXSee? I'm TREMBLING! It's working! I'm so sharp!
BLOBThat's the fourth espresso, champ.
Friday. New plan: actually lift the kettlebells. And add a little weight each week.
FLEXNo scaring. No confusing. Just a bit more every week!
BLOBBoring. Consistent. Ugh. That's how you get me. Blob 2, Flex 3.
DANKettlebells: officially used. Toe: still recovering.