Monday. A very big box arrives.
DANBehold: the walking pad. I work, I walk, I win.
DANEight hours of work = a marathon. Basically.
Tuesday. Video call. 2 km/h. Typing gets… creative.
DANSorry, I'm on a call. And on a hike.
DANWhy did I just email my boss “gerat jbo”?
Inside Dan. The debate of the week. Round one.
FLEXWe walk ALL DAY now! This is basically training!
BLOBTraining? He's strolling at grandma speed. I'm not even awake.
Round two. Flex brings maths.
FLEXAbout 120 extra calories an hour! Eight hours! DO THE MATHS!
BLOBI did. He “earned” three croissants. Net result: me.
Friday. New rules: walk on calls, sit for focus work, gym three times a week.
FLEXFine. It's not training. It's a bonus.
BLOBA bonus I can live with. Call it a draw. Blob 2, Flex 2.
DANAnd no more presentations on the treadmill.