23:58. Dan checks his phone before bed.
DAN9,412 steps?! I have two minutes.
DANNobody panic. Especially me.
Kitchen laps. Pyjamas. Full commitment.
DANTable. Fridge. Table. Fridge. I am the wind.
MAMA[on the phone] Dan, why are you panting at midnight?
Inside Dan. A new religion.
FLEXFASTER! The watch is our god now!
BLOBFun fact: 10,000 was a pedometer ad. You're worshipping a slogan.
00:00.
DANTEN THOUSAND! I DID IT! …wait.
DANWhy does it say zero?
7:00. The alarm. Four hours of sleep.
FLEXWe walked 10,000 steps and ended with zero.
BLOBAnd skipped sleep for it. Scoreboard says Blob 1, Flex 0.
DANNew plan: walk in daylight. Like a normal person.