Saturday, 5:12 a.m. Dan agreed to some “relaxing” carp fishing with Michael.
MICHAELFISH ON! It's a monster! Dan, the landing net, NOW!
DANOn it! “Relaxing hobby,” you said. “Very peaceful,” you said.
The net lasted 0.4 seconds.
MICHAELI'll scoop it with the half that's left! HOLD MY PANTS!
DANTop five sentences I never wanted to hear.
Inside Dan. Minute 3 of holding on.
FLEXSix weeks of deadlifts… and THIS is what they were for!
BLOBAnd I'm the anchor. Finally, being heavy counts as a skill.
Minute 4. Michael got the carp. Dan let go when he heard “GOT IT.” Physics did the rest.
MICHAELPHOTO! Twenty kilos! Nobody look at my pants!
DANCongratulations. I'll be down here. Floating.
BLOBHe floats! Fat is lighter than water, baby. Who's useless now?