Week 6 of eating clean. Dan has meal-prepped 21 identical boxes of chicken, rice and broccoli.
DANI don't even miss pizza. I have evolved beyond pizza.
Inside Dan. The balance of power has shifted.
FLEXLook at me! I have DEFINITION! I found a new muscle yesterday. I named it Kevin.
blobI used to be a love handle. Now I'm a love… suggestion.
That night. Blob's secret lair (a spare corner of the liver).
BLOBPhase 1: keep him up till 2 a.m. watching cooking videos. Phase 2: a Monday.
BLOBPhase 3: three magic words. “You. Deserve. It.” Mwahahaha!
Tuesday, 11:04 a.m. Five hours of sleep. It's Gary from accounting's birthday.
DANOne slice won't… I mean… I kind of deserve it?
FLEXOne slice, Blob. Enjoy your twenty minutes of fame.
BLOBTwenty minutes is all I need. I'M BACK, BABY!