FLEX vs. BLOB

Episode 4 · The Case of the Angry ShoulderAn internal conflict, one page at a time.

Day 22. Dan's right shoulder has filed a formal complaint.

DANI googled it. It's either a pulled muscle or I have three days to live.

CROSSFIT 6 AM!!! search: shoulder hurts why • It's probably fine • It's definitely not fine • Write your will
Inside Dan. The Detective Bureau opens.

FLEXThe culprit is obvious: THE KETTLEBELL. Arrest it!

BLOBThe kettlebell was lying on the floor, Sherlock. Who swung it overhead 60 times with no warm-up?

kettlebell the phone 60 REPS day one (!)
The line-up.

FLEXIt's #2. Four tiny muscles doing a job for twelve. Look at them. Guilty.

BLOBMy money's on #3. It walked in on day one lifting 24 kilos to impress a stranger.

7 ft6 ft5 ft4 ft EGO #1 PHONE NECK #2 ROTATOR CUFF #3 THE EGO
Day 24. The physiotherapist has spoken.

DANSix weeks of THIS? It's a rubber band. My niece has this in her hair.

FLEXCase closed. Too much, too soon, too proud.

BLOBRehab with a rubber band. Humiliating. I love it.

PHYSIO boing.

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