Day 20. Dan joined CrossFit 40 minutes ago. He has told 11 people.
DANIt's not a gym, it's a BOX. It's not a workout, it's a WOD. And I'm in a COMMUNITY now.
Inside Dan. 0.3 seconds into the warm-up.
FLEXWE'RE UNDER ATTACK! Nobody declared war! I had a schedule! Chest on Mondays!
BLOBBurpees, kettlebells AND a rope. At the same time. There are conventions against this.
Minute 4. The trenches.
FLEXBlob… truce?
BLOBTruce. First time in history the muscle and the fat agree: this man needs a babysitter.
Minute 12 of 12.
DANBest. Workout. EVER. Same time tomorrow!
FLEXTomorrow?! We haven't even buried today yet!
BLOBRelax. He'll quit in three weeks. He'll just never stop talking about it.