Day 12 of “getting shredded.” Supermarket, aisle 7.
DAN“High protein”? That's basically broccoli. In cookie form.
Meanwhile, inside Dan.
FLEXPROTEIN INBOUND! He's finally building me a home gym!
BLOBZoom in on the back, champ. 6 grams of protein. 31 grams of sugar.
FLEXBut the front says HIGH PROTEIN. In CAPITALS!
BLOBSweetie, that's a cookie wearing a gym shirt. Capital letters are free.
Later: two cookies and a “post-workout” shake. There was no workout.
FLEXWait… protein builds muscle by itself, right? We don't actually have to LIFT?
BLOBYou wait for the protein. I'll take the extra calories. I'm open 24/7.